Swedish Nerd Vs. The World

Me and my friend Michael bought a ticket to go to Switzerland, or no wait, we were supposed to go there but the airline called Swiss simply wouldn't allow us to buy tickets if we didn't have specifically a Mastercard credit card, not even a Mastercard debit card would work. It's like they don't want the travellers to be able to fly with them, it's so strange. I can see lots and lots of other people complaining to them about this, so I wasn't the only one who thought it was remarkably dumb. They always refer the customers to call and buy the tickets instead so I guess it's some kind of scam where they charge a lot for the call. They also try and confuse people that you need to pay extra for the seat when actually you don't, but they hide that information from you, so if you're looking for the worst airline in the world, look no further. Since me and Michael couldn't buy the tickets we ended up going to Macedonia, Kosovo, Albania and Montenegro ...

One of Europe's smallest countries, Liechtenstein, is squeezed in between Switzerland and Austria in the Alps. My girlfriend Felicia and I went there to celebrate Valentine's Day. Since we had enjoyed Andorra, which is another one of the smallest countries, with similar landscape since it's also squeezed in between mountains, we had high hopes. But it was a total disappointment, Schaan which is the biggest city, just had a road going through it, and nothing more than that. Only 6000 rich people live in the city and you can tell because the vibe is so boring. We were just going to be there for the day and I'm so thankful for that, because I wish we never went there at all. The closest we got to romance was when Felicia got a rose at the pharmacy. I wasn't the best company this day either because I was cranky since I hadn't eaten for the whole day. When I finally ate a falafel plate, that also tasted surprisingly good, my mood got better and I thought we...