Swedish Nerd Vs. The World

Me and my friend Michael bought a ticket to go to Switzerland, or no wait, we were supposed to go there but the airline called Swiss simply wouldn't allow us to buy tickets if we didn't have specifically a Mastercard credit card, not even a Mastercard debit card would work. It's like they don't want the travellers to be able to fly with them, it's so strange. I can see lots and lots of other people complaining to them about this, so I wasn't the only one who thought it was remarkably dumb. They always refer the customers to call and buy the tickets instead so I guess it's some kind of scam where they charge a lot for the call. They also try and confuse people that you need to pay extra for the seat when actually you don't, but they hide that information from you, so if you're looking for the worst airline in the world, look no further. Since me and Michael couldn't buy the tickets we ended up going to Macedonia, Kosovo, Albania and Montenegro ...

Time to get luxurious me and Jeremy thought and took the train from Brussels in Belgium to the city and country of Luxembourg. Since it's one of the smallest countries in Europe we thought we just needed a day trip to see it.  We arrived on a sunday and the first thing we noticed was that the city seemed like a ghost town. Since I expected luxury I felt cheated because instead we were greeted by Jeremy almost stepping into the most gigantic dog shit I've ever seen, the dog must have been bigger than humans. I saved him from stepping in it and we then walked and walked and found nothing. If this was the city center then this would be the most boring town I've ever seen. We arrived at a large bridge and thought we shouldn't walk across it since we should be in the center already since the train stations often are. Instead we walked down the streets of what looked like a residential area and found a building that stood out from the rest where I posed for a picture ...